bonus round: explain why it would fit them best!

Yes plz


if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head


sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

American Horror Story: First Look at Freak Show Cast Art (©)

Kathy Bates as the Bearded Lady. Michael Chiklis as the strong man. A two-headed Sarah Paulson. Sword eaters and oh so much more.

Chloë Grace MoretzFlare September 2014 

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ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children


A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

You simply cannot know what will make others happy. But you can always know for yourself.


i was tagged by sterkingski

Rules: In a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you. Tag ten friends, including me, so I’ll see your list. Make sure you let your friends know you’ve tagged them.

1. Little women by Louisa May Alcott 

2. Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling 

3. The Lord of the rings by J. R. R. Tolkien

4. The Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini

5. The faults in our stars by John Green 

6. Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis

7. Les Miserables by Victor Hugo

8. Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

9. The spiderwick chronicles by Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black

10. Looking for Alaska by John Green 

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I don’t know. I just feel stuck, like I’m afraid to take any steps in case they’re the wrong ones.
— Rebecca Stead, When You Reach Me
I didn’t grow old or mature, I grew tired.
— anon (via wnq-anonymous)


i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings


aries: goes to amusement parks alone
taurus: punk and charitable 
gemini: gets headaches when they see 3d movies
cancer: cute narcissist 
leo: wears dad pants
virgo: likes to stick lit matches up their butt
libra: can name all the members of the beetles and hates themselves
scorpio: eats raw onions 
sagittarius: selfish and beautiful
capricorn: has a hoard of ketchup packets
aquarius: shares their mcdonalds fries, is cool
pisces: acts like a goon